This is a serious PR0N challenge. The internetz needs ur PR0N!

Given all the recent events of suck of the past bunch of days, uh, weeks, uh, make that months *and* given the bizarro-land of surrealist hell that the You Es of Eih has descended into, here is the challenge:

This is your prompt (link to article on huffpo with image for prompt).

This is the tag on AO3 that needs far more than the 7 works it has at this moment.  

Kink. Fluff. Curtainfic. Horror. Tentacles. Angst. H/C. Whatever floats your boat. Just make it so.

And spread the idea. ;)